Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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