doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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