i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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