I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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