i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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