Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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