I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Randomize
