I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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