Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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