Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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