It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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