my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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