the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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