just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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