Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
