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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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