direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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