lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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