Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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