Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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