normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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