im drinking this country out of the recession.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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