Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
