Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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