so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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