dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I smell stomach acid.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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