I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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