I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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