You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
