Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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