How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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