heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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