i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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