So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
