we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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