Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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