I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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