just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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