: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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