You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Randomize
