wat bout pragnant strippers??
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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