there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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