What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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