Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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