Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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