i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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