Dual....:-)
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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