all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
