Your tits are I can't wait for
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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