Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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