Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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